What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Knock knock *open*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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