- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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