Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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HOLY COW!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Anti Joke

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