What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Politics

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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