What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

The Qur'an

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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