- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Did you know? . You already know!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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