Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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You are joking right?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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