- Anti Joke

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

ur gey

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Skinny people fart less.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: falls down door MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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