- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

9/11 my birthday

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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