What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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PICKLES

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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