- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

im gay

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

-knock knock! -doors open

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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