Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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