- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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