- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Are you gay. No. Ok.

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