Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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