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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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