- Anti Joke

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” makes retarded noises Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark