Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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I'm hungry.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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