- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Justin with a hat.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is 9+10? 19

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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