- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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