- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

im not food

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Joke

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??