Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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