what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

A blonde girl walks into a car.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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