- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

who is not good looking? mon morello

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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