- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car!

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Chuck Norris.

learn. advance!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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