Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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