- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Women's Rights.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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