First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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willam dafoe

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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