What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

I am very humble.

Gordon Brown smiles.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A women walks into a kitchen.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Vagina Boob

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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