Why did? Yes

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Trump will make America great again.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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