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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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