- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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