Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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