What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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The truth is he loves her!!

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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TELL

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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