- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Steven hawkings shook my hand

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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