Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Gordon Brown smiles.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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