- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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