Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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