walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Go away still nothing to see

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Anti Joke

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