Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

who is not good looking? mon morello

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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