- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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