- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Blacks

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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