- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

womens rights

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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