- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Smelly Indians.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

This is a joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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