What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Women's rights

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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