- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Knock Knock Come in

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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