- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Stephen Hawking

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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