- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Corn Muffins

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Mitt Romney

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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