Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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9/11

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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I have a really funny joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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