- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Irish sobriety

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why was the man sad His got raped

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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