Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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I have a horse.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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sorry got to poo

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