whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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