What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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