- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your Mother

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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