- Anti Joke

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.