- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What do you call your mom? Mom

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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