How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How will the world end? That information is unknown

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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