- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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