- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Sir, your wife is dead

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