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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.