- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

A man walks into a bar

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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