- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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