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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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