your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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