What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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The holocaust

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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feminists.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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