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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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