- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

My Butthole.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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