- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

The holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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