- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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