- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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