- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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