Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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