- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

i just pooped that is all!

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Stop procrastinating.