What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Anti Joke

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