- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

sorry got to poo

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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