- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

White NBA players.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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