A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

The cream, it is coming

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

knock knock? come in

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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