- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.