- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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