If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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Justin beiber..

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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