- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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