Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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