So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

This is sparta No this is patrick

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Michael Brown

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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