What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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j.p. is dumb

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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