- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Republicans

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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