- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

jd and zach loves vigina

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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