- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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