Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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