- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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