- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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