- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

antonio has a penis head.lol

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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