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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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