- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

j.p. is dumb

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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