roses are red violets are blue they really are

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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