- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Pickles

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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