- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

WNBA

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

joke under this line wins _________________________

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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