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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I think everybody should have a penis.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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