- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

JUST KIDDING^

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did the fish say after he

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