- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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