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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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