- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

WNBA

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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