What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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