- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Fat people

WILLY

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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