- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What is your bill about? Clinton

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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