- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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