What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Your girlfriend.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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