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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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