Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Equal rights!

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Justin Bieber.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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