Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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