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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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